So Laura went to the doctor the other day and was asked if she’s had any strange behavior. She replied “No”, which still makes me laugh for many reasons, but mainly for the one I will proceed to explan. About a month ago she was leaving the house to meet me for lunch when she noticed a car sitting outside the house on the street. For some reason unbenown to me, she figured this was an undercover police car. Well, of course she worried it was waiting for her, but like a trooper left the house and headed to meet me at work. As she was on her way she then noticed a helicopter and of course assumed it was following her. So, from her perspective she is under survaliance by an undercover agency and being followed by helicopter in transport. These are perfectly valid concerns… FOR A DRUG DEALER. She was so convinced the helicopter was following her she pulled over at a church to see if the helicopter would follow. Much to her suprise, it didn’t stop, it kept flying on it’s original path. Maybe it’s just me, but i would not classify these behaviors as normal.
Written by Paul Malone
Paul Malone is an electrical engineer, amateur tennis player, devoted husband, and grateful father of two. He also loathes talking about himself in third person and wrote and maintains this blog, so he can pretty much do whatever he wants. That said, I started this blog when my wife Laura and I were expecting our first child after rifling through some old photographs in a shoe box from my folks and thought to myself "There must be a better way". This blog is my answer to that question and has allowed me to use some of those expensive college classes and have some fun along the way.
To my defense, the car was owned by a police officer. It happens to be our neighbors brother. It looked very suspicious to be parked where it was parked on the street. And that helicopter went the same way as me for a long time! I’m not a drug dealer, but any person might question why these events happened so close to each other!
Hormones are considered a drug!!!!!! 🙂 Love your website. I laughed and laughed at what Paul was saying and told Bob that it’s exactly what I would have been thinking. I understand, Laura!! More later….I promise.
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Aunt Amy and Bob